If you follow me on Twitter which you totally should because there’s lots of talk about patents and the trolls thereof and also? I live with no less than three pre-teen children and a husband and a Texas Blue Lacy so really, is there a better place to find snarky comments or sarcasm? Probably not, that’s the answer you’re looking for.
This blog post totally just jumped the shark…
If you follow me on Twitter (trying this lead-in sentence again since I got off track the first time), you’ll note that there’s been a bit of a back and forth between myself and one Andy Pitchford and J Nicholas Gross about this whole troll problem. The problem is that trolling isn’t an exact science. Sometimes a company can act like a troll and sometimes not. Some companies always act like trolls, even if they proclaim to be helping the little guy. I’ve said before that identifying a patent troll is kind of like defining obscenity: I can’t tell you what it is, but I know it when I see it.
I think the patent troll problem is pretty big, if not completely universal just yet. Some people (*cough, cough* Andy and J Nicholas) aren’t convinced there’s a problem at all. Some people are proud there’s a problem. (Looking squarely at you, IP Nav).
The point is this: not everything is a universal problem and can be solved with a universal solution. With patent litigation and patent trolls, there are very specific criteria that I think can be used to narrow the field of players even if a singular litmus test doesn’t (yet) exist. But even when that field is narrowed, I think the solution for the problem is not so simple. I think it will take many different combined approaches to stop the trolling behavior: exposure of demand letters, legislation (though it’s my least favorite option), companies with business models that combat the problem, Ninjas, and the eventual burn-out of the trolls when the market is able to exploit some other issue with another sector of the economy beyond Intellectual Property.
So what does this have to do with Christmas? Need I remind you that I was able to successfully link Charles Barkley’s derriere to patents so tying patents to Christmas is pretty much a slam dunk for me. <– See what I did there?
What it has to do with it is this: some problems are universal, and they require a universal solution. Something to bridge the gap that was formed when men decided to go their own way. To be the once and for all answer to the problems that separate us from the love we so desperately need.
What is the solution? A baby.
What child is this, who, laid to rest,
On Mary’s lap is sleeping?
Whom angels greet with anthems sweet,
While shepherds watch are keeping?
This, this is Christ the King,
Whom shepherds guard and angels sing:
Haste, haste to bring Him laud,
The Baby, the son of Mary.
So bring him incense, gold, and myrrh,
Come, peasant, king, to own him.
The King of kings salvation brings,
Let loving hearts enthrone him.
Raise, raise a song on high,
The virgin sings her lullaby
Joy, joy for Christ is born,
The baby, the Son of Mary.
“Come peasant, king, to own him”. In any station we may find ourselves, we all need and can own a solution to our problems.
What child is this? Just a savior, that’s all.
I wish one and all a very, very Merry Christmas, even if you’re a patent troll.